Hello! I'm Lacey Taylor, and the picture you just clicked on in is a beautifully retouched version of my face. Thanks, Mark.
I really like to write. When I'm not making money writing speeches, you can find me tweeting to the thousands of followers I'd like to think I'll have some day or posting on Facebook about the number of muffins I ingest (spoiler: it's a lot). I'm also still writing thank you notes from my wedding, but that's less impressive. Actually, it's been over a year since the wedding now, so that's probably just shameful. Sorry, Aunt Judy.
While I may be bad at thank you notes, there are a few things I'm pretty good at. In fact, here are some of the things I would subtly try to work into a conversation if I was trying to convince you that I am, indeed, good at some things:
I've hiked the Appalachian Trail
- I've run a marathon.
- I've summited Mount Rainier.
- I once performed improv on stage with Scott Adsit, AKA Pete Hornberger from 30Rock.
But really, I’m just a friendly person trying to convincingly play the role of a successful 27-year-old human living in New York City and make Nora Ephron proud. I like to teach yoga and hang out with my cat, Eliza Doolittle. I’m a Texan who grew up on a farm and a people creature by nature.
And that's it. That's all I've got, folks.
Thanks for stopping by and if you can make me famous (or at the very least want me to work for you) by all means feel free to contact me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
P.S. - Here's my résumé